145 Cool Statuses About Yourself For A Dating Site

2023 Author: Miles Ford | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-06-03 01:10

If you are thinking about what to write in your profile on a dating site - then this article is definitely for you. Here you will find a huge collection of funny, romantic and sassy statuses that will enhance your profile.

The content of the article

• 1 Statuses about personal qualities and preferences
• 2 About your preferences
• 3 About beliefs and life principles
• 4 Daring phrases
• 5 Statuses that reveal personality
• 6 Funny sayings
• 7 On the topic of beauty and attractiveness
• 8 How to compose your status: 3 useful templates

Statuses about personal qualities and preferences

• In this life I am stable and balanced. But I'm ready to let you knock me off my feet.
• I am the one who is ready to kiss you in the rain.
• I am what I am.
• Sometimes I'm old-fashioned. I still believe in romance, bouquets of roses, kisses of hands.
• I don't smoke or drink, and I don't have a Sabbath every weekend. Yes, people like me still exist.
• Nice and correct guys always have bad luck? Let's prove that it is not!
• I am strong, kind, smart, funny. They say that even amazing. So isn't that what you were looking for?
• Not very smart and not too gifted. Except for love and all the affairs associated with it.
• If there is a storm of life, I will not escape from the ship.
• I want to inspire and be inspired.
• I am here to find love and give love in return.
• I guarantee you won't find one better than me.
• Don't let anyone ruin your day! I would be glad if you would let me improve it.
• I wish to belong to a man who solves problems, and does not create new ones.
• In principle, I can remain silent; but the point is that there is no such principle.
• I do not cry and do not fall into a blues - there is no time for this; I need to go to my dreams and enjoy every day.
• I know how to trust - I promise that I will not try to impose my opinion on you about what you can do and what not.
• I appreciate the nice little things.
• I'm already an adult … No, I still love to watch ads and don't understand how to fill out receipts!
• They say that I am far from ideal. But I have a different opinion: I think that this ideal is far from me.

• I am like a child in a kindergarten: if you don't pick me up right now, you will have to play in another sandbox.
• I don't care about the black stripes in your destiny: I can whiten them.
• I am happiness itself!
• I am often told that God is my judge. But in this case, the Devil acts as a lawyer …
• You can't just pass me by in real life. You will certainly look up and stumble over the curb.
• Mom gave birth to me beautiful, life made me harsh.
• I won't run after you - heels get in the way. Therefore, do not pretend to be a muslin young lady.
• If you're looking for a girl you can't live without - congratulations, she's here.
• I do not suffer from shame or conscience - there is nothing superfluous in my character.
• I can talk about myself for hours.
• Of course, I'm not a queen. But the crown is a miracle for me.
• Here I am the queen. Dissatisfied - look for another Universe.
• I am sweetness itself. It's just that in infancy, my mother dropped me in sugar syrup …

• Send me to hell? The devil is not a pity?
• I have my own, unique path to happiness. I don't listen to other people's advice on how to build a route.
• I am convinced that a person will always be able to find time for everything that is important and valuable to him.
• I dream of such a winter that there is no time left for TV shows and the Internet.
• Tell me what happiness is. And I will understand what you lack in life.
• Relationships are needed to make dreams come true together. And not dream about who else you can fulfill them with.
• Relationships are of course important to me; but money, status and appearance are also not in the last place.

About your preferences 2

• I want to make the rest of my life the best time possible. If you want to take part - write.
• I wish you to become a whole world for you - so that you yourself will be surprised at your desires.
• I am looking for someone who will watch movies with me on weekends.
• I need a guy who knows how to love and cooks well. And if you look good in jeans, then generally great!
• My goal is a long-term relationship.
• I dream of falling madly in love.
• I want to live happily ever after.

• I am looking for a person who will be afraid of losing me.
• I want to build my future with the right person.
• I dream of finding someone who will wish me good morning and good night.
• I need a man who will generously give me compliments.
• I am looking for a person who is not inclined to rush things.
• I need someone with whom I can be myself.
• I'm looking for a guy with whom you can play plenty of Xbox.
• I need a man who is attentive to the little things.
• I want you to love me without limits, trust me without fear and hug me without asking!
• I need a loyal man with whom I will feel safe.
• I am looking for an optimist in love with life.
• Do you have goals and big ambitions? We are on the way.
• If you are not indifferent to animals, write!

On beliefs and life principles 3

• Being happy is when your desires are fulfilled.
• The best time for new beginnings is today.
• I believe in true love.
• A person is able to survive both bad and good - the main thing is that there is a soul mate nearby.

• I believe that you are looking for me too.
• Honest relationships are more important than perfect relationships.
• I won't say that living with me is easy; but i promise it's worth it!
• I'm too pretty to be alone.
• I can give you a sea of love.
• The outer beauty will disappear, but the good heart will remain forever.
• I cannot call myself an artist; but still I paint my dreams. I cannot say that I am a writer, but I am still writing a novel of my life.
• Deep down, each of us knows ourselves - and I am ready to share my world with those who appreciate it.
• You can upset me. But you can't play with me.
• The most important component of my beauty is great character.
• Yes, sometimes I have bad days. But I deal with everything with my smile.

Daring Phrases 4

• Threesome lover? No, if I want to disappoint two, I'd rather have dinner with my parents.
• Don't ask to "send some photos". Better feed me, cheer me up and then undress - be a man, after all.
• In fact, even 500 girls can't match me in wit. So for now, just look at my photos.

• You ask why I am on this site? I want to date your dad, kid.
• Your parents will love me. And the neighbors are not.
• Account updates "Masha V 2.0": minor character bugs fixed; response to messages is accelerated; added a new bikini photo; English-speaking support is set up.
• Let's be honest: my bikini photo doesn't mean I'm looking for long-term relationships or friends.
• Your friends will hate me because I will control every detail of your life.
• I am a designer from the capital who loves to drink and draws a lot, a lot. Yes, not quite an ordinary person.
• If you can eat more McDonald's hamburgers than I do, I promise to make you happy. But this is unlikely.
• I don't get emotionally attached after sex.
• If you can't handle me, you better leave, because I always behave horribly.
• I know where you think. But I'm still afraid that you will explode with excitement at the sight of me.
• I will console you if you have problems in your relationship with your mom.

• Do you like protein shakes? You have half a brain in your head, so how much muscle is there? Doing squats while in the gym at three in the morning? Write - you are the one I'm looking for.
• They say that representatives of the stronger sex love attractive and at the same time inaccessible ladies. I'm going to put on a dress, get my nails done, and then lock myself in the closet!
• I am a heavenly woman who is able to plunge you into hell and then raise you back to heaven. But do not forget that I will also become a purgatory for your pockets …
• Boy, know that if the horse told you that you are crazy, there is no doubt about it.
• My place is in the kitchen. Where I sit in a luxurious armchair and get a manicure.
• I think it's time for me to lose my naturalness …

Statuses that reveal personality 5

• I am a lovely lady and a highly qualified scientist.
• I paint and dress beautifully, despite the length of the relationship.
• I consider kindness as my highest priority.
• A country girl disguised as an urban intellectual.

• Passion and ambition haunt me.
• I love dancing in the rain.
• In my thoughts I sing in the voice of Shakira.
• Dream about the best - then it will come true!
• I am not ideal, but my dog has a different opinion.
• I love to travel.
• To live is to constantly step out of your comfort zone.
• I'm not proud. We, the princes, are simple people.
• I love to smile - this is the easiest way to show my contentment with life.
• I adore three people in this life: myself, me … well, also that brilliant beauty in the mirror.
• I have an undeniable advantage - I never create problems for anyone.

Funny Sayings 6

• Looking for a bad girl? I admit I'm bad at everything.
• Guys, if you are eating me with your eyes, I’ll ask you one thing: try not to slurp at least.
• Do not hang me on the ears even at the stage of dating. And then I'll hang it on your horns …

• I'm looking for a simple guy, not a prince. With my sciatica, it will not work out to constantly bend under the person of royal blood!
• Our me? Now try to hide …
• I have a very good character. It is you men who have weak nerves …
• I am an ordinary girl. At first I don’t think about anything, and then I start thinking why I didn’t think then, when it was just necessary to think.
• I don't like money. I get rid of them at cosmic speed.
• I adhere to the rule of life for French women: you can't please everyone; because all people cannot have perfect taste.
• I don't know who you are and what you are looking for. But I have no money. But there are skills that I have acquired over my long career - and which I can try on you …

On the topic of beauty and attractiveness7

• I want you to complement me: I am beautiful, and you are smart.
• It's hard to say if beauty will really save the world. However, if she, like me, is combined with a sense of humor, there is no doubt about it.
• I want to sleep on a man's shoulder to have a proud posture.
• Give me your love, and I will decorate this world.
• It is harmful to be sad a lot; I believe that a healthy dose of indifference to what is happening is the key to female beauty!
• 99% of female beauty is a product of male fantasy
• Hair with the smell of caramel, eyes - sweet as honey, dreams - like powdered sugar … I am very sweet for you.
• Do not be afraid of my beauty. I do not bite.

• I'm chasing beauty, but I don't go too far.
• My beauty is deceiving. That is why you have to follow her every now and then.
• You don't have to be pretty. A man must first be a man.
• I know the enemies of female beauty by sight: this is the kitchen and the garden.
• Write to me soon, while your competitors have blinded their eyes from my beauty.
• Admire my legs - those like them at one time turned more than one page in world history!
• Excessively beautiful, moderately smart.
• I am beautiful and free, but that does not mean that I am available.
• Received beauty from the Lord, and from the Devil himself - mind. So not to love me is simply a sin …
• I'm a doll, yes, you're right: I'll powder my cheeks and paint my eyes. Call me - I'm ready for a fairy tale.

• My main beauty secret is love of life. And to myself, as to the manifestation of life on Earth.
• My job is hard to be a Goddess. But still I try to cope.
• I am too beautiful to even think about conscience …
• Yes, I have pumped up lips and fake eyelashes. But I am honest, and my personality, unlike many, is real.
• My beauty is the power that will transform your life into paradise.
• Women's logic is this: "A beauty like me cannot be wrong."
• I am a dear woman. With a car, in pearls … I am looking for a worthy pair.

How to compose your status: 3 useful templates __3

Well, if among the listed you did not like anything, you can draw up the status yourself. To do this, you can use one of the following examples.

• Three things. Describe three key aspects of your personality - hobbies (work), interests and goals. For example: you are a doctor who loves fishing and is looking for a partner for a permanent relationship. So write: “I am a good ophthalmologist, but not so-so fisherman. I am looking for someone who is ready to spend years with me on the shore of the lake."
• "Ask me about …". Think about your interests and create a phrase with this beginning. For example, you like cross stitching. Your status may sound like “Ask me about cross stitching”.
• "Write to me about how you feel about …". Here you ask a potential acquaintance to tell you about something interesting. The phrase makes it much easier to start a dialogue, and may look, for example, like this: "Write me what you think about Beethoven's music."

We hope that you have found a couple of suitable statuses for yourself, and we wish you success in your love career!