What Should A Woman Not Tell A Man So As Not To Get Bream?

As a rule, marriages break up because the woman did not close her mouth in time, but this does not bother the weak half of humanity, and, therefore, the state can count on a constant flow of profits from divorce proceedings.

A plaster is sold in the pharmacy, but, as the doctors say, it is only for weight loss, and in the hardware store - masking tape, but the packaging says that it is intended only for painting work. If men knew the true purpose of these items, then the world would be much quieter. Consider the most common phrases that you can hear from your wife:

• “And your neighbor has more / better / sweeter!”. A standard phrase that bodes well for nothing. And it’s not that you know that your neighbor’s is not sweeter, but the fact is that after such words, vague doubts will begin to torment you, isn’t it true that your wife’s one eye is more beautiful than the other?
• "Let your mom cook for you!" If she is hiding behind her mother, then she has run out of arguments and victory is in your pocket. In this situation, you can only agree with her and do not doubt that your mother will approve of your choice.
• "All people are like people, and we …!". An indefinite phrase that, according to your wife, should push you to work more and eat less, but a real warrior will not be fought for such nonsense!

• "And Lyudka has a new fur coat!" For such a weighty argument, you will have to open your wife's eyes and say that Lyudmila has new boobs, and only then - a new fur coat!
• "When will you finally get a second job / win the lottery / die?" Ask your wife to build these plans in a sequence that you understand, because the future prospects for living together with such a course are very unclear.