How To Cheat On Your Wife So That She Doesn't Know? Proven Secrets

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How To Cheat On Your Wife So That She Doesn't Know? Proven Secrets
How To Cheat On Your Wife So That She Doesn't Know? Proven Secrets

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How to cheat on your wife so that she doesn't know
How to cheat on your wife so that she doesn't know

You've probably thought about it at least once. Perhaps you have heard enough of the colorful stories of your friends. Or “50 Shades of Gray” is just about your marriage. In the sense that your life together has completely lost any color.

The content of the article

  • 1 The first rule of the club …
  • 2 Cash or card?
  • 3 Alarm bell
  • 4 Dirty move
  • 5 Unusual accessories
  • 6 Don't Bring Her Home
  • 7 Phone
  • 8 Pay attention to her
  • 9 Friends
  • 10 In every joke
  • 11 Train your memory
  • 12 Alibi
  • 13 How does a man who cheats feel?

Or maybe you are not going to cheat on your wife or permanent girlfriend. But thoughts about this do not leave you.

What about those who nevertheless decided to fulfill their vicious fantasies?

The first rule of the club … i

Relationships are always a game. Every game has rules. And if we break them, then do it beautifully and gracefully.

The easiest way to get caught is to keep an active correspondence with your passion in front of your wife.

It would seem that it could be easier - do not press aggressively on the phone keypad with an enigmatic smile at a family dinner.

But no.

How many self-confident hero-lovers fell asleep on such a trifle.

Cash or card? 2

Use cash. Especially if your spending is very suspicious - like booking a hotel room or buying lingerie.

Which your wife never got.

Our smartphones are one piece of evidence.

If you pay with a card, your faithful will be able to go over the history of transactions, and she will have a couple of questions for you.

Alarm bell3

When our other half begins to shirk the fulfillment of marital duty for unknown reasons, we begin to worry. And suspect.

Since you have decided to get yourself a second (third? Fourth?) Lady of your heart, be ready to satisfy both of your women.

How to cheat on your wife
How to cheat on your wife

Dirty move4

You will have to master the favorite manipulation of seasoned Don Juans.

Sooner or later, your wife may suspect something. And perhaps she decides to start a scandal out of boredom. In order to add spice to your fresh everyday life.

Your task is to masterfully "translate the arrows" and make her feel like an insane jealousy.

Darling, it wasn’t even on my mind! You're too suspicious. This is just some kind of pathological jealousy! The lip print on my neck is thanks to the old lady I helped to cross the road.

What? Scratches on my back? I heroically saved a cat that climbed a tree and meowed desperately. What are you really!

Unusual accessories5

If you don't use condoms, having them in your pocket will raise her questions. And if she finds them in the car, write it all.

Either keep them at home with your passion, or hide them so that Sherlock Holmes himself cannot find them.

True, this gentleman from Baker Street is far from a jealous woman.

How can a husband cheat on his wife
How can a husband cheat on his wife

What is your deduction against the determination of a jealous woman?

Don't Bring Her Home6

Is it worth explaining why? Even if your cunning calculating brain has thought of everything, the likelihood that you will be caught red-handed remains high. In addition, this most red-handed can leave a lock of his hair on the pillow, lose an earring, ring and leave the smell of his perfume in the bedroom.

So, the situation: the wife was not at home all weekend. When she arrives home, she finds long blonde hair on the floor of her bedroom. This despite the fact that among her friends, whom she sometimes invites for tea (a glass of vermouth), there were no long-haired blondes, and of the children you have only a one-year-old son.

Your explanations?

Time has gone.


If you've always put your phone on your bedside table, a sudden change of location may raise suspicions.

Girls in general can easily find a reason for suspicion.

Your phone must be password protected. Ideally, this should have been done long ago, even before you decided to join the Don Juan Club.

Cheating wife
Cheating wife

Turn off notifications on your phone. Prevent messages from treacherously popping up in full screen on top of other apps.

Otherwise, you will spend the night on the couch.

At my friend's.

Or in an emergency room - especially if your loved one goes in for sports.

Pay attention to her8

If there is a conflict in your relationship for a long time, do your best to resolve it.

Girls love to analyze. Much more than men.

If you don't go anywhere together, have sex once every two weeks and hardly talk, she starts analyzing.

Why is this happening?

What changed?

Has he stopped loving me?

Or … he got another one ??

Husband cheats on wife
Husband cheats on wife

He definitely had another one !!

Well, now I'll check his mail, see who he likes on Instagram and find out everything!

And now she is already flying with her sword bald, and then she receives a message in which you say that you are bored and call in the evening to a restaurant.

And then you give her a romantic dinner and massage.

The day after tomorrow you take her to the cinema to show old films.

In short, my friend, if you decide to have two women at once, then you will have to put in twice as much effort.


In no case, do not roll up to her friends. Moreover, do not roll up to her enemies.

Her ex's new / ex girlfriend?

She will be the first to tell her how wonderful you had last night.

If you and your wife have mutual friends, do not discuss your sexual exploits with them.

An accident, a fatal dose of alcohol or any other force majeure, and everyone will know about your adventures.

In every joke10

Don't provoke your wife. If you joke too often on the topic of adultery, she will start thinking, thinking out and analyzing again.

And to rake it all then you.

How to change correctly
How to change correctly

Don't tease her wild fantasy.

Train your memory11

You will have to remember what you told her and when.

If last Friday you were with your mistress, and told your wife that you had gone on a business trip, then stick to this legend.

And God forbid, six months later at a corporate party, one of your colleagues will tell her that there was no business trip that day.


Run Forrest Run.

Desirable in a crowded place.


You don't have to ask all your friends at once to come up with an alibi for you.

Otherwise, it will turn out like in that joke: “I called his friends, he spent the night with two, and still sleeps at three”.

Awkward lies and carelessness are two more reasons why aspiring alpha males are caught by the hand.

How to cheat on your husband
How to cheat on your husband

Or another limb.

How does a man who cheats feel? 13

Cosmopolitan decided to find out how the man who went "to the left" feels.

They interviewed several walkers and found out what it was like.

“I am a guy, I cheated on a girl several times with whom I am still in a relationship. Our intimate life was in order both before and during what was happening. The first couple of times I felt strange. There was a feeling of guilt and thoughts like “wow, if you knew where I was the night before last.

Surprisingly, it made our sex even better. Why did I commit treason? This is because of my selfishness. I just wanted to try someone else "- just please, you shouldn't think that cheating is the best medicine for problems on the matrimonial bed."

“It's pretty shitty to be honest. Frankly, I don't know why I cheated on my girlfriend. Yes, that girl was hot and the sex was amazing. But when I woke up in the morning, already sober, I felt like the dirtiest bastard in the world. We broke up. Although my girlfriend offered to keep the relationship, even knowing that I had changed. It was an emotional shock from which I have not fully recovered until now."

“I divorced my wife. And now I'm much happier. Moreover, now I am no longer considered a traitor!"

Husband cheats on wife
Husband cheats on wife

So, guy, keep in mind that sex on the side is still extreme. And whether you will get satisfaction from him (in every sense) is a big question.

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