How To Provoke A Wife Into A Scandal, What Would She File For Divorce?

It happens that a wife refuses to give a divorce, but here it is only your fault - this means that her living conditions today are much better than that of her mother, and much more money than Mrs. Naebulina.

In this case, you need to move on to tougher measures in order to get your freedom back, despite the closed cell of society, the key to which, the state has safely hidden in its pants.

Here is a list of phrases that will definitely bring matters to a divorce, and bring you closer to a happy bachelor life:

1. To say that she is scarier than all her friends. Of course, there is competition between the women and this phrase will immediately re-gut all the past moments of their difficult and such dynamic friendship!
2. Stop eating pancakes with mother-in-law. This is the strongest blow in the gut, far from the beloved mother-in-law, who, over the years of married life, has already managed to get tired of the order. Ignoring pancakes is like a blow below the belt, which will contribute to the early release from factory marriage, in the form of matriarchal attitudes.
3. Put a dead mouse in your favorite shoes. Such sweet revenge will definitely lift your spirits and increase your lady's expenses! You can find a gray and nondescript mouse in any store, so feel free to go to a meeting with loneliness and complete freedom!

1. Tell about all children born out of wedlock. Such an unexpected turn will make your wife remember or come up with something that you did not have in sight. Illegitimate children are wonderful and so important for those who are already very close to remaining in their underpants and paying alimony for another ten years.
2. Confess that you are gay. Only the most persistent male will agree to this, who will definitely not cry into his pillow, remaining in a completely empty apartment.