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Video: 100 Statuses About Quarantine And Self-isolation
How in our difficult time, when the whole world is on self-isolation, to do without quarantine statuses? Joking statuses help to relate to the situation with humor. "Domestic slaves".
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1 100 statuses
- I have been sitting behind the bars of my bed, nourished by bondage for twenty days …
- Masks are not sewn with bast.
- The princess chained in the castle of Self-isolation. I am waiting for the Coronavirus spells to disappear and Prince Liberty appears.
- Fear has big eyes: bags full of buckwheat!
- I watched the movie "Groundhog Day" so many times, but did not think that I would take part in the plot.
- It was the 30th day of quarantine … I wonder if there is life outside the door? What a strange rustle at the entrance?
- He brewed buckwheat porridge himself, and you yourself should clean up the whole quarantine.
- Awoke. I'm lying. Got up. I ate. He sneezed. I drank tea. Yawned again. Went to sleep. Tomorrow is a new busy day.
- The devil is not as bad as the coronavirus.
- Seven Fridays in the week when we are in bed all day.
- Hello friends! It's great that we are here again. Are you dissatisfied with Barsik? Our company? Do not sizzle, otherwise the glasses will be offended
- With this quarantine, I will only marry Carlson, who lives on the roof and accidentally flies into my window!
- Don't put off until tomorrow what you can eat today.
- In quarantine, she became a Princess. I talk to objects like Belle, sleep all day long, expecting a happy end, like Sleeping Beauty
- A cricket sings behind the stove, I eat a fat leg, and I look like a vegetable marrow, there is a rumor on TV again, quarantine has been extended a bit …
- I leave the house. On the face: sunglasses and a black mask. I feel like a star chased by the paparazzi.
- Panic and quarantine were given to humanity to understand how valuable buckwheat and toilet paper are.
- I braided my hair, put on a mask, processed my hands, took my passport - that's it, you can go out to the balcony!
- A thoroughbred dog is urgently required for daily walking. Men, please do not disturb!
- The quarantine continues and due to the current circumstances I will buy a mask of size XXXL …
- This year I invite everyone to my birthday! There will be beer, kebabs, cake. I'm waiting for everyone at exactly 7, online in Watsap …
- It turns out that every house has crossroads …
- The government has given time to BREATHE for a long time … So I think: how to put the stress correctly?
- While humanity is in quarantine, nature is on vacation.
- Quarantine is when you can only lose your temper.
- I do not wear a mask on the street, but at home, so that I have nothing to eat.
- On the store signboard "Mask mode". I came in in a Hare's mask, but they didn’t serve me and kicked me out … What kind of people?
- I live like in paradise! I walk naked, hide, when I hear at the door: “You, where is Adam?”, I made Eve out of the crumbs …
- Morning does not start with coffee. And from the news about the coronavirus.
- The land is empty without me … This is self-isolation.
- Take care of your health when you're young - wash your hands with soap and water.
- One in the field is not sick.
- There is time in quarantine to prepare the figure for summer. By next summer, of course.
- Let there always be soap, antiseptic and strength. Let there always be a mask, Let there always be me!
- Measure seven times, cut one, sew bandages and wear a mask!
- I put on makeup, dressed up, perfumed and went to conquer the world from the entrance to the dumpster
- He sang loudly. The neighbor knocked on the battery. I answer. We learned the Morse code and now we communicate in the evenings.
- Fly into the store - cover your mouth with a mask.
- Do not wake up dashingly - went out into the street, be quiet.
- To live life - the coronavirus cannot be caught!
- Panic loves fools.
- Better a face mask than a bed in a medical palace.
- Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest while my Majesty is sleeping in quarantine.
- Some in the forest, some for firewood, if only with a mask and an antiseptic.
- Prepare the sleigh in the summer, the cart in the winter, and the masks of the necks all the seasons.
- An uninvited guest is worse than a Tatar. In quarantine: every guest is uninvited.
- Who gets up early, that dog goes for a walk.
- Rearranging furniture in the house will not only help to change the situation, but will kill free time, freeze and put you to sleep.
- Everything passes, quarantine also passes.
- You are my brother, or not my brother. Whether you are glad or not glad to me. Sit down with me at the table, pour yourself some wine, Keep a distance of a meter or two.
- Do you like to visit, love and drink pills for viruses.
- I read all the books in the house. I cried for a long time over the Savings …
- Toilet paper makes good origami-style products. I made a cute Bat yesterday.
- Channel One has a new show: Coronavirus with the Stars.
- Buckwheat road for lunch.
- When buying food, I carefully make a list: I will buy sugar in the morning, I will take bread for lunch, in the evening I will go for a pack of tea …
- The head is given to us for the mask.
- Coronavirus is a virus that was unfairly planted on the throne, conquering the peoples of the whole world.
- Oh, what a busy life used to be! Home - work - home - work … And now: home, home, home …
- For self-isolation, it is more useful to use peas, rather than buckwheat. The distance between people is guaranteed!
- Oh, what did people talk before when there was no coronavirus ??
- So the virus has come to us … the world seems to have gone crazy.
- The mask is the perfect piece of clothing for women. Hides wrinkles, double chin, saves cosmetics.
- There are people from whom even the coronavirus keeps its distance.
- Life hack during quarantine: the eaten onion head will ensure conscientious wearing of the mask for the whole day.
- They forgot about condoms. For safe sex, they buy masks and an antiseptic.
- Work is not a wolf - it will not run away into the forest, but a wolf coronavirus will catch up.
- There is only a moment between the past and the future, that is what is called quarantine.
- Water does not flow under the lying stone! … So, what else to do in quarantine.
- The store is good, but the house is better.
- Took a trash can, a dog, and a grocery list. Hope to take a longer walk in the fresh air.
- Somewhere in this world, a Chinese ate a mouse, and the quarantine around the world lasts seven weeks …
- Nature has no bad weather … In the rain, and in the snow, in the blizzard I want to walk …
- At work, they gave me a big bonus, provided me with food. The government insisted on free internet. And then I woke up.
- People buy so much toilet paper as if they had an overwhelming supply of food!
- You walk down the street, you meet friends … Mask, I know you!
- I will change a two-room apartment for a one-room apartment. As a surcharge, I ask for a set of masks, gloves and an antiseptic.
- How young people meet in quarantine. Guy: "Gulchatay, open your face!"
- From now on, every lazy couch potato who does not leave the couch is considered the lifeguard of the world.
- There is nothing to endure a little more: spring, summer will end, and it will not be so annoying to stay at home in quarantine.
- I am glad that not only I will not go to the sea this year!
- A new tradition: newlyweds in the registry office exchange not rings, but masks as a sign of love and devotion!
- Self-isolation, self-leisure, self-friendship, self-love, self-exclusion …
- What horror movie to watch to distract from the news about the coronavirus?
- Coronaminus: cow virus, minus in her pocket, Carolina has a mustache.
- The quarantine will pass much faster if you start the morning not with a cup of tea, but with a glass of vodka.
- Quarantine hasn't changed my life at all. I always sat at home, did not work, drank and did not communicate with anyone.
- Observe a distance of 1, 5 - 2 meters with the strictest measure, the wives were completely healed of their headaches.
- The coronavirus is short-lived. After all, it is made in China.
- Films relevant this season: "Home Alone", "The Mask", "Armageddon", "Strangers Don't Go Here".
- Coronavirus as love. Can happen to anyone.
- Who thought for the New Year, stay at home more and not go to work? !!!
- Lie forever, be lazy.
- Don't have a hundred rubles, but have an antiseptic.
- The quarantine will end, I will rest free! Tired of having a rest in captivity!
- A dog named Druzhok disappeared, and we walked with it, everyone who could …
- Panic loves fools.
- The cat looks sideways at me and suspects something. Not only do I lie on the couch with him all day, but soon I'll start eating food.
- It's not fun to be an introvert when everyone around you is the same.
- Do not retreat and do not give up! Lie down, chew, do not meddle in the street!
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