100 Statuses About Quarantine And Self-isolation

2023 Author: Miles Ford | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-11-27 13:10

How in our difficult time, when the whole world is on self-isolation, to do without quarantine statuses? Joking statuses help to relate to the situation with humor. "Domestic slaves".

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• I have been sitting behind the bars of my bed, nourished by bondage for twenty days …
• Masks are not sewn with bast.
• The princess chained in the castle of Self-isolation. I am waiting for the Coronavirus spells to disappear and Prince Liberty appears.
• Fear has big eyes: bags full of buckwheat!
• I watched the movie "Groundhog Day" so many times, but did not think that I would take part in the plot.
• It was the 30th day of quarantine … I wonder if there is life outside the door? What a strange rustle at the entrance?
• He brewed buckwheat porridge himself, and you yourself should clean up the whole quarantine.
• Awoke. I'm lying. Got up. I ate. He sneezed. I drank tea. Yawned again. Went to sleep. Tomorrow is a new busy day.
• The devil is not as bad as the coronavirus.
• Seven Fridays in the week when we are in bed all day.
• Hello friends! It's great that we are here again. Are you dissatisfied with Barsik? Our company? Do not sizzle, otherwise the glasses will be offended
• With this quarantine, I will only marry Carlson, who lives on the roof and accidentally flies into my window!
• Don't put off until tomorrow what you can eat today.
• In quarantine, she became a Princess. I talk to objects like Belle, sleep all day long, expecting a happy end, like Sleeping Beauty
• A cricket sings behind the stove, I eat a fat leg, and I look like a vegetable marrow, there is a rumor on TV again, quarantine has been extended a bit …
• I leave the house. On the face: sunglasses and a black mask. I feel like a star chased by the paparazzi.
• Panic and quarantine were given to humanity to understand how valuable buckwheat and toilet paper are.
• I braided my hair, put on a mask, processed my hands, took my passport - that's it, you can go out to the balcony!

• A thoroughbred dog is urgently required for daily walking. Men, please do not disturb!
• The quarantine continues and due to the current circumstances I will buy a mask of size XXXL …
• This year I invite everyone to my birthday! There will be beer, kebabs, cake. I'm waiting for everyone at exactly 7, online in Watsap …
• It turns out that every house has crossroads …
• The government has given time to BREATHE for a long time … So I think: how to put the stress correctly?
• While humanity is in quarantine, nature is on vacation.
• Quarantine is when you can only lose your temper.
• I do not wear a mask on the street, but at home, so that I have nothing to eat.
• On the store signboard "Mask mode". I came in in a Hare's mask, but they didn’t serve me and kicked me out … What kind of people?
• I live like in paradise! I walk naked, hide, when I hear at the door: “You, where is Adam?”, I made Eve out of the crumbs …
• Morning does not start with coffee. And from the news about the coronavirus.
• The land is empty without me … This is self-isolation.
• Take care of your health when you're young - wash your hands with soap and water.
• One in the field is not sick.

• There is time in quarantine to prepare the figure for summer. By next summer, of course.
• Let there always be soap, antiseptic and strength. Let there always be a mask, Let there always be me!
• Measure seven times, cut one, sew bandages and wear a mask!
• I put on makeup, dressed up, perfumed and went to conquer the world from the entrance to the dumpster
• He sang loudly. The neighbor knocked on the battery. I answer. We learned the Morse code and now we communicate in the evenings.
• Fly into the store - cover your mouth with a mask.
• Do not wake up dashingly - went out into the street, be quiet.
• To live life - the coronavirus cannot be caught!
• Panic loves fools.
• Better a face mask than a bed in a medical palace.
• Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest while my Majesty is sleeping in quarantine.
• Some in the forest, some for firewood, if only with a mask and an antiseptic.
• Prepare the sleigh in the summer, the cart in the winter, and the masks of the necks all the seasons.
• An uninvited guest is worse than a Tatar. In quarantine: every guest is uninvited.
• Who gets up early, that dog goes for a walk.

• Rearranging furniture in the house will not only help to change the situation, but will kill free time, freeze and put you to sleep.
• Everything passes, quarantine also passes.
• You are my brother, or not my brother. Whether you are glad or not glad to me. Sit down with me at the table, pour yourself some wine, Keep a distance of a meter or two.
• Do you like to visit, love and drink pills for viruses.
• I read all the books in the house. I cried for a long time over the Savings …
• Toilet paper makes good origami-style products. I made a cute Bat yesterday.
• Channel One has a new show: Coronavirus with the Stars.
• Buckwheat road for lunch.
• When buying food, I carefully make a list: I will buy sugar in the morning, I will take bread for lunch, in the evening I will go for a pack of tea …
• The head is given to us for the mask.
• Coronavirus is a virus that was unfairly planted on the throne, conquering the peoples of the whole world.
• Oh, what a busy life used to be! Home - work - home - work … And now: home, home, home …
• For self-isolation, it is more useful to use peas, rather than buckwheat. The distance between people is guaranteed!

• Oh, what did people talk before when there was no coronavirus ??
• So the virus has come to us … the world seems to have gone crazy.
• The mask is the perfect piece of clothing for women. Hides wrinkles, double chin, saves cosmetics.
• There are people from whom even the coronavirus keeps its distance.
• Life hack during quarantine: the eaten onion head will ensure conscientious wearing of the mask for the whole day.
• They forgot about condoms. For safe sex, they buy masks and an antiseptic.
• Work is not a wolf - it will not run away into the forest, but a wolf coronavirus will catch up.
• There is only a moment between the past and the future, that is what is called quarantine.
• Water does not flow under the lying stone! … So, what else to do in quarantine.
• The store is good, but the house is better.
• Took a trash can, a dog, and a grocery list. Hope to take a longer walk in the fresh air.

• Somewhere in this world, a Chinese ate a mouse, and the quarantine around the world lasts seven weeks …
• Nature has no bad weather … In the rain, and in the snow, in the blizzard I want to walk …
• At work, they gave me a big bonus, provided me with food. The government insisted on free internet. And then I woke up.
• People buy so much toilet paper as if they had an overwhelming supply of food!
• You walk down the street, you meet friends … Mask, I know you!
• I will change a two-room apartment for a one-room apartment. As a surcharge, I ask for a set of masks, gloves and an antiseptic.
• How young people meet in quarantine. Guy: "Gulchatay, open your face!"
• From now on, every lazy couch potato who does not leave the couch is considered the lifeguard of the world.
• There is nothing to endure a little more: spring, summer will end, and it will not be so annoying to stay at home in quarantine.

• I am glad that not only I will not go to the sea this year!
• A new tradition: newlyweds in the registry office exchange not rings, but masks as a sign of love and devotion!
• Self-isolation, self-leisure, self-friendship, self-love, self-exclusion …
• What horror movie to watch to distract from the news about the coronavirus?
• Coronaminus: cow virus, minus in her pocket, Carolina has a mustache.
• The quarantine will pass much faster if you start the morning not with a cup of tea, but with a glass of vodka.
• Quarantine hasn't changed my life at all. I always sat at home, did not work, drank and did not communicate with anyone.
• Observe a distance of 1, 5 - 2 meters with the strictest measure, the wives were completely healed of their headaches.
• The coronavirus is short-lived. After all, it is made in China.
• Films relevant this season: "Home Alone", "The Mask", "Armageddon", "Strangers Don't Go Here".

• Coronavirus as love. Can happen to anyone.
• Who thought for the New Year, stay at home more and not go to work? !!!
• Lie forever, be lazy.
• Don't have a hundred rubles, but have an antiseptic.
• The quarantine will end, I will rest free! Tired of having a rest in captivity!
• A dog named Druzhok disappeared, and we walked with it, everyone who could …
• Panic loves fools.
• The cat looks sideways at me and suspects something. Not only do I lie on the couch with him all day, but soon I'll start eating food.
• It's not fun to be an introvert when everyone around you is the same.
• Do not retreat and do not give up! Lie down, chew, do not meddle in the street!