How To Keep The Family Together If The Husband Has A Mistress?

The question of the Bermuda triangles, once upon a time, was raised by Comrade Vysotsky, and if an intelligent person spoke about it, then the party did not give a clear answer in Soviet times. But a lot of time has passed, and now everyone has access to a large amount of information, so you can draw conclusions and gain experience without even getting to know each other.

So, Swedish scientists, having received the sad statistics of divorces, decided to find a way to make sure that marriages did not break up at all. In Russia, coping with this problem is quite easy and simple: you just need to persuade all the sellers in pharmacies so that they everywhere carry out short-term manipulations with "products No. 2" using a simple needle.

A small team of middle-aged Caucasian men surveyed the strong half of the population who are currently married and have several children. As it turned out, the main reason for finding a mistress was the complete absence of anal sex with his wife. And as husbands did not try to adapt their halves to this matter, they categorically did not work out and everything ended in a scandal. In Sweden, citizens are accustomed to more cultural events, so the approach to the topic of anal sex was exclusively from the back door.

Also, scientists have proven an impressive degree of amnesia in the weak half of humanity: former girls, having become wives and having received the coveted ring, very quickly forget about what they did and said before marriage.

Scientists, having received such serious data, have developed a whole methodology for returning wives to factory settings. As practice has shown, as soon as a married man starts talking about a mistress or divorce, all intimate issues are resolved by themselves.